Keeping a husband
Two Ladies are chatting.
Lady 1 : Did you know that our neighbor’s husband flew away with another woman?
Lady 2: That’s his wife’s fault.
Lady 1: Why ? Did she drive him to the airport?!
Lady 2: No. Because she did not know how to keep him under control.
Lady 1: Well, how did you keep your husband in control?
Lady 2: Which one? I had three!